Things hot up in Iceland

Gordon Brown declared diplomatic war on Iceland last night, He has forbidden his wife from shopping at any of their stores. The leader of Iceland known as PM for short has had his assets frozen (he is reported to be in some pain) by our Mr Brown  also known as PM by coincidence.

It’s now come to light that our very own Met Police have £20,000,000 invested in Iceland. Insiders inform me that this may be the reason Boris sacked the top cop Blair last week. I think it’s a disgrace that the Met should have £20,000,000 floating around to invest in a super market chain, they should have used the money to get more men on the beat. It would never of happened when Dixon of Dock Green was about.

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