A Brazilian beauty is top bottom. At a recent world final held in Paris A Brazilian Model came out on top. The chairman ofthe panel Adriana Karembeu told us that a beautiful bottom has to meet a certain criteria. for example, it has to very firm, good skin texture, good proportions and above all have good energy !

I would think the French car maker Renault will not be best pleased, considering the money spent advertising the rear end of their Megane trying to convince us it was best backside around.

A report today gives details of a holiday resort in North Queensland who are to hold a month long anything goes nude beach party aimed at beating the credit crunch.

The White Cockatoo resort in Mossman,  has had enquiries pouring in after it was reported in the local newspaper.   This announcement comes as the tourist industry in Australia has announced a turn down in business.  

Three years ago the resort banned partner-swapping after police were called to evict six people when a party got out of control. The owner Tony Fox said the self imposed ban was been lifted as tough economic times called for stiff measures.

We think we know what he means !!

 Twickenham today saw large numbers turn up to Support England in their opening round of Autumn internationals, however the numbers on the players backs were all so small. Not sure who printed the shirts but hey guys try next time to make them large enough to see. They must have had a set of numbers left over from a mini rugby kit.

Even though we could not catch all the numbers England put in an impressive second half after a long period in the first half that was below par. What ever Martin J said at half time it worked as the confidence within the team grew making the last 15 minutes fast flowing rugby. England 39 Pacific Islanders 13

Not to keen on the red strip or the silly little numbers. Three exciting weeks ahead.

Calls this morning to sack our beloved Jeremy Clarkson from Chris Mole of the Labour party have started a row over comments made by Jeremy in last Sundays Top Gear broadcast. Whilst driving a lorry through a brick wall Jeremy made remarks that caused 1800 people to complain to the BBC. Earlier this year a former lorry driver, Steve Wright, was convicted of murdering five prostitutes in Ipswich, enough said.

I am sure Jeremy is sorry for the comments, but let us not now start a witch hunt on every comment that is made on the Beeb.

As Felipe Massa crossed the finish line today in the final F1 race of the year his family started to celebrate the World champion ship title just 10 seconds to soon. With Hamilton in 6th position coming into the last bend it seemed certain that Massa had not only won on home turf but also gained the title by one point.
The final race of the year turned out to be one of the best races for many years, with the weather changing so many times during the race made it a real old fashioned cat and mouse chase for the  World Championship title. Massa drove the perfect race from start to finish and barring a major error of mechanical failure was not going to be caught but we all sat on the edge of our chairs right to that last corner when Hamilton took Sebastian Vettel seconds before going over the line in 5th position giving him the Champion title.

Well done Lewis. It’s great to have a British Champion again.

Never mind go west, The place to travel to is Australia according to the results of a new cenus the figures show that Australia is suffering from the lack of men. The man drought is revealed with the statistics showing there are almost 100,000 more females than males in Australia.

The place to go to is the coastal cities as the imbalance is worse as women have moved to the cities seeking better jobs and life styles so you don’t even have to travel to the outback !

The good news is, don’t matter how many you rate you can never get the names mixed up as there all called Shelia. The bad news is the beers crap.

But on balance you can get used to the beer.

A sample of the terms are listed 
Shelia = female 
A dog = a women who is not called Shelia  
Cook = the wife   
Cobber = a friend
Before you travel you would need to learn the lingo  A handy translation, must visit site is http://www.australianexplorer.com/slang/people.htm

Winter hit early yesterday as heavy snow hit many parts of the country. We left the office in the dark with heavy snow fall, all rather nice if it had been 24th of December.
Today a winter chill hit both Ross and Brand as the BBC suspended them both. Time does heel I remember when Kenny Everett was fired from the Beeb and just a few years later was back as large as ever.

In the short term they will have to take the flack which they no doubt deserve. It will be interesting to see what happens further up the tree at the BBC and I wait to hear about the people who gave the broadcast their blessing. Will their heads roll ?

The beeb may have told Jonathan Ross to wrap up but the rest of us need to buy fleeces to keep warm. Yep you’ve got it Acorn can supply personalised warm winter clothing. Give us a call for a quote.

Ross and Brand phoned the 78 year old actor claiming that Brand had slept with Mr Sachs’ 23-year-old granddaughter, Georgina Bailli and joked that the actor might kill himself upon hearing the news. Mr Sachs was left “upset” by the calls  after the October 18 broadcast.

Can you really believe that Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand are really so stupid to phone a 78 year old man with such a prank. The hoax has sparked a call for BBC to open an inquiry. The call could cost Ross his £18 million contract. Lets hope the BBC do open an inquiry.

They have behaved like a pair of Bankers !

Over the years there’s been some pretty insane things printed on t shirts but in today’s security conscious world it would appear if your flying or just walking along the street your t shirt can offend and get you into some serious trouble.

There have now been several instances where passengers boarding aircraft have been required to change their t shirt before boarding. In the UK a passenger wearing a Transformer tshirt had to do a quick change. In the States t shirts have offended fellow passengers so a change has been enforced. Here in London a man has been shot whilst walking down the street for wearing an Obama T shirt. So when you next put on a T shirt just double check what it has printed across the front.

Remember be careful out there !  be safe, wear an Acorn T shirt.

A boy in south Wales who has been partially deaf for nine years was suddenly cured when a cotton wool bud popped out of his ear. Jerome, now 11, was suddenly able to hear clearly again as he played with friends. 
Jerome was diagnosed as deaf in his right ear when he was  two years old. He said he heard a popping sound, then found the tip of a cotton wool bud in his ear.

His parents believe he must have put the Cotton bud in his ear as a two year old and the centimetre-long cotton tip must of become detached from the  plastic stick.

I’ve heard of pulling the wool over your eyes but not out of your ears.